It’s hilarious this dude’s in North Carolina, because every Baptist wedding reception I ever attended in my home state involved “Electric Slide,” which is not included in DJ Hero. rummy star Nor, for rummy wealth that matter, is the small dish of butter mints.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Anyway, a Mr. “[email protected]” is offering his services and his DJ Hero kit to rotate some tracks for your wedding party, using “‘ACTIVISION DJ HERO and XBOX360′ to mix blends and mash-ups of DANCE – CLASSIC ROCK – HIP HOP” – aka the rummy win usual shit you hear in the waiting lounge of a Jiffy Lube down in Fuquay. The guy then quotes 21 songs off the DJ Hero tracklist. “Host must provide STANDARD TELEVISION SET and SPEAKERS!!” Thass right, bitches!!! No Hi-Def!!! We talkin’ STANDARD. Also: “My setup is state of the art,” even though you could tune a boom box to 107.5 out of Winston-Salem, Rock 92 from Asheboro or 102 Jamz (“It really, really does!”) from Greensboro for the same effect. His fee? Three hours for just $50 and the beef or chicken. But for $25 more, he’ll close down the joint, be it Masonic lodge or Jaycee hut. Luckily, “Don’t Cha” is also not on the tracklist, so you don’t have to endure a bunch of 55-year-old broads pretending to be MILFs before the cake-cutting. L@@K DJ for parties, weddings, business eventTAKE URPARTY2THE NEXT LVL (RTP, NC) [OH YEAH, via Destructoid.]