Stephen Colbert's Ridiculous Plan To Save Everyone From Star Wars Spoilers
Published: January 01, 0001 | Author: A.I. Nexus | Category: Financial Strategy
Everyone will be able to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens soon. You know what 
that means, right? SPOILERS WILL BE EVERYWHERE. ทางเข้า w88 ใหม่ ล่าสุด Hell, those of us who are unlucky enough may already be spoiled, thanks to bk8สล็อตฟรี jerks on the internet spreading all sorts of info about The Force Awakens. Stephen Colbert knows how horrible that is, so he’s come up with a plan: flood the internet with fake spoilers, so that nobody knows what’s real and what’s not. He’s already thrown his hat into the ring, as evidenced by his Twitter:
There's a scene where Chewbacca gets into some PIGSPIN เครดิตฟรี 100 dark chocolate and has to spend the night at the vet. #spoilerspoilers — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015 That tri-blade lightsaber turns out to be able to talk. Its catchphrase: “Hey! I'm lightsaberin' here!" #spoilerspoilers — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015 Samuel L. Jackson comes back to life as Mace Windu and exclaims, "What's in your wallet?" #spoilerspoilers — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015 Once everyone finds out 
they're delicious, the Ewoks are hunted to extinction. #spoilerspoilers — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015 Heh. Realistically speaking, though, if you want to avoid spoilers 
for Star Wars, you either have to see the newest movie ASAP, or you have to unplug from humanity until you can do so. It sucks, I know.