Animals are dangerous, especially wild animals. You do not want to mess with them. This, however, is not a wild animal. Today, at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, an animal escape drill was held. As Twitter users in Japan were quick to point out: The escaped gorilla does not look like a gorilla! It doesn’t walk like a gorilla. It’s not scary or mean-looking.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); This is like they were doing a drill for an escaped stuff animal. Then, they are pretend shot with an pretend tranquilizer, rendering them pretend unconscious. And then, they poke the animal with a stick, put it in a flatbed, and haul it off. For years now, zoos in Japan w69 slot have used drills like this for practice—and publicity. The drills get short segments on television and are covered online. People attend these drills and snap photos as well as take videos. In some videos, you can hear people giggling. There are also similar drills outside Japan. Here’s a drill at a Chinese zoo for when Tigger escaped. In Japan, the faux animals can look real-ish. Take H25 com สล็อต this zebra. It doesn’t look so bad. w69 slot Or this snake. Eh… Or this rhino. Never mind the human legs. Or the awkward turning radius. They don’t usually walk like animals. They’re all upright! And their attacks are kinda lame. WOAH. But not all of them. This was an escaped gorilla at a primate zoo. A freaky escaped gorilla. And as silly as these are, the costumes are probably for the best. Because, without them, we’ve got this: And that’s not very cute at all. Photos: くろしお写真Blog, ブログ水族館／中村 元, 上野動物園, yfwns299, 動物園放浪記, あしたは いずこの 空の下？, koneta06, IT Media, 遊亀公園附属動物園, Nozaemon, iFeng GIFs:shigesaku, shigesaku, afpbbnews, Tokyo MX, Diagonal View To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter @Brian_Ashcraft Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from Japan, Korea, China and beyond. Tune in every morning from 4am to 8am.